1 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,110 - I'm bored. - Okay. 2 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:30,610 - We aren't seeing anything. - I'm seeing a lot. 3 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:32,700 - You see the bird? - No. 4 00:00:33,580 --> 00:00:34,511 What do you see? 5 00:00:34,711 --> 00:00:38,620 The water. Waves. Clouds. You. 6 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,660 - I thought we were looking for a bird. - We are. 7 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,220 What's it called again? 8 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:46,010 - What? - The bird. 9 00:00:46,210 --> 00:00:47,930 You gotta remember that. 10 00:00:48,130 --> 00:00:50,010 - Two-a-photo sand...? - No. 11 00:00:50,930 --> 00:00:53,890 - Du-a-photo... sand...? - No. Stop saying photo. 12 00:00:54,890 --> 00:00:55,980 I can't remember. 13 00:00:56,180 --> 00:00:57,020 Go look it up. 14 00:00:57,220 --> 00:00:59,180 It's all the way back there. 15 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,150 Yes. 16 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:27,970 Tuamotu sandpiper? 17 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:30,090 - You got it. - Yes. 18 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,050 Where is it? 19 00:01:32,930 --> 00:01:34,060 Haven't found it yet. 20 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,560 - I'm thinking about giving up. - Let me know what you decide to do. 21 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,140 I have decided to give up. 22 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,280 He really wanted to go birding. 23 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:49,330 We're birding. 24 00:01:49,530 --> 00:01:51,080 And see birds. 25 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,706 That's not how this works. 26 00:01:52,906 --> 00:01:55,370 If he just wants to see birds, he should turn on the TV. 27 00:01:55,570 --> 00:01:57,290 He does love that planet earth show. 28 00:01:57,490 --> 00:02:00,550 We are on planet earth right now, Aimee. A really beautiful part of it. 29 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:03,886 And there are birds here. We're going to find the bird. 30 00:02:04,086 --> 00:02:05,880 - Give it time. - He's not like you. 31 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,210 I don't want him to be like me. I just want him to be less like you. 32 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:13,680 Jesus. Did you really just say that? 33 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:15,640 - Yes. - And you're serious? 34 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,880 - Yes. Bye, Aimee. - Take care of my son. 35 00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:20,430 I'll have him back by the end of the year! 36 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:26,230 I found a crab. 37 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,080 - What's that? - It's my birding book. 38 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:37,780 I got one for you too. 39 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:44,881 It's empty. 40 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:47,250 Right now. It's for you to fill up. 41 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:48,721 With what? 42 00:02:48,921 --> 00:02:51,470 You can do it how you want. Everyone does it differently. 43 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:55,770 I like to sketch things I see. I learn a lot from drawing. 44 00:02:55,970 --> 00:02:59,560 I put down what I saw, where I looked, questions I have. 45 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:00,980 We haven't seen any birds. 46 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,820 We have seen birds. We haven't seen the bird. 47 00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:05,360 - What kinds of questions? - Whatever question you want. 48 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,810 Where's the bird? 49 00:03:09,150 --> 00:03:10,650 That is a good question. 50 00:04:00,570 --> 00:04:02,880 - What if we don't find the bird? - We'll find the bird. 51 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,261 - Have you ever given up? - No. 52 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:06,500 - Never? - No. 53 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:07,800 Never? 54 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,040 No. 55 00:04:12,540 --> 00:04:14,540 Do you ever think this is unhealthy? 56 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,970 It's a word my mom uses when she talks about you. 57 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:22,470 - Single-minded. Obsess... - Obsessive? - Yes. 58 00:04:26,220 --> 00:04:30,360 Difficult. Stubborn. Uncom... uncompromising. 59 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:37,660 When your mom was your age, she had a pair of socks with strawberries on them. 60 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,200 - She ever tell you this? - No. 61 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,580 These were her favorite socks. She wore them every other day. 62 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:44,630 If they weren't washed, she wore them anyway. 63 00:04:44,830 --> 00:04:46,790 - Gross. - Yeah, I agree. 64 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,760 But they were very important to her. 65 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:51,130 Why? 66 00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:53,960 They were a gift from her brother. 67 00:05:00,930 --> 00:05:02,770 One morning, your mom woke me up in a panic 68 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,110 because she couldn't find one of her strawberry socks. 69 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:07,320 She looked everywhere. 70 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,030 Your mom was pretty good about keeping track of her things, 71 00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:11,530 so it was a surprise, 72 00:05:11,730 --> 00:05:15,450 especially because she always took care of her strawberry socks. 73 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:19,200 But one sock really was gone. She was very upset. 74 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,870 She was crying. She said she didn't want to go to school. 75 00:05:22,070 --> 00:05:25,280 I told her she needed to go to school and that I would find her sock. 76 00:05:26,030 --> 00:05:28,030 I got on the bus with her to school that day. 77 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:30,370 Then I got off the bus, 78 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,330 and I walked home. 79 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:36,351 I spent the entire day looking for your mom's sock. 80 00:05:36,551 --> 00:05:40,390 I looked in every room, every drawer, every cupboard, 81 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,890 every closet, behind everything, on top of everything. 82 00:05:43,090 --> 00:05:45,010 I looked everywhere. 83 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,890 I even looked in places I wasn't supposed to look. 84 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:31,900 When your mom came home, I had to tell her that I hadn't found her sock, 85 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,610 which I did not want to do. 86 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,320 But I also told her I hadn't given up. 87 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,490 I sat her down, and I talked to her. 88 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:41,910 I asked her when she'd last seen the sock, where she kept the socks. 89 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,830 Had she ever lost a sock before? 90 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:47,040 I studied the sock that she still did have. 91 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,420 I saw that it was clean, freshly washed, 92 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:52,750 but there was a single hair on it, 93 00:06:52,950 --> 00:06:55,420 which I knew did not belong to your mother. 94 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:58,260 When my parents came home, I talked to them too. 95 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,510 Not only about the sock, 96 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:03,210 about everything that had happened in the house the day before. 97 00:07:07,430 --> 00:07:08,560 Nobody had seen the sock 98 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:13,400 and nobody said anything had happened that would explain where the sock went. 99 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,150 That night, I sat in my bed. 100 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:20,280 I looked at my notebook, and I studied it over and over and over. 101 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,910 And then I realized something. 102 00:07:22,110 --> 00:07:26,660 My mom, your grandma, had told me nobody had been in the house the last few days, 103 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:30,040 but I had seen a blue casserole dish in the kitchen, 104 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,460 which I knew belonged to Ms. Guss, who brought us food, 105 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:35,460 even though my dad said he didn't want her to anymore. 106 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:40,050 Ms. Guss lived four houses down and Ms. Guss had recently gotten a dog. 107 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:44,380 A puppy. And she never went anywhere without her puppy. 108 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:47,770 I had a theory that when my dad wasn't around, 109 00:07:47,970 --> 00:07:50,350 Ms. Guss came over with the puppy, 110 00:07:50,550 --> 00:07:53,150 and the puppy took one of the socks out of the laundry, 111 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:55,360 as puppies sometimes do. 112 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,700 And that explained the hair. Or rather, the hair explained the sock. 113 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:01,866 I got out of bed. I snuck out of our house. 114 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:03,830 I walked up the block to the guss's house. 115 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:05,540 I climbed over the back fence. 116 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:08,410 And I looked in the doghouse in the backyard. 117 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:12,040 And I found it. 118 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:14,670 I brought it home. 119 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:17,370 I washed it in the sink with the other sock. 120 00:08:17,870 --> 00:08:19,830 I stayed up late for them to dry, 121 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:23,500 and then I put them on the foot of your mom's bed. 122 00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:26,430 I love your mom. 123 00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:29,390 I didn't like to see her cry 124 00:08:29,590 --> 00:08:33,930 and I told her I was going to find her strawberry sock and I did find it. 125 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:38,060 That's what I could do for your mom. 126 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:42,890 This is not the only way to be, but... 127 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,740 It is the way that I am. 128 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,170 - Good morning, aunt cordelia. - Good morning, sir. 129 00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:19,500 - I haven't seen the bird yet. - Okay. We'll look. 130 00:10:25,170 --> 00:10:27,590 This may end with us never finding the bird. 131 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,300 It will not end that way. 132 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,960 - You ready? - No. 133 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,950 - Almost? - I'll tell you when I'm ready. 134 00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:08,630 - What is that? - Birding book. 135 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,470 That's not a bird. 136 00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:14,170 Same difference. 137 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:15,980 Is it? 138 00:11:16,180 --> 00:11:18,520 It was a birding book with no birds? 139 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,600 Yes. 140 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:23,480 When detective cupp was out in the field, birding, she kept a journal. 141 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,740 It was the way she processed information. 142 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:27,530 It was the way she investigated. 143 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,280 She did the same thing on her cases. 144 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,280 Did you see inside this book? 145 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,240 - I did. Finally. - And what did you see? 146 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,370 She had pages with sketches, notes, lists, 147 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,750 word associations, maps, questions. 148 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:43,410 She had an organizational scheme I could never quite figure out. 149 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,460 But in the front of the book she kept a single page 150 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:49,380 on each of the people she found... interesting. 151 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:52,090 - Suspects? - There weren't suspects. 152 00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:53,800 Who did she find interesting? 153 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,970 At that point, there was a page 154 00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:58,880 on the Australian foreign minister, David rylance. 155 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,150 The white house chef, marvella. 156 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:08,270 I am going to kill you! 157 00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:13,150 Didier gotthard, the white house pastry chef. 158 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:21,131 - A.b. Wynter. - She had a page on a.B. Wynter? 159 00:12:21,331 --> 00:12:22,530 Yes. 160 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,890 She had only started on one other page. The Butler, Sheila Cannon. 161 00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:36,180 Are you really telling this committee, agent park, 162 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:39,850 that Ms. Cupp was sitting there journaling in the middle of the night 163 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,980 while 200 people, including the president of the United States 164 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:46,310 and the Australian prime minister, waited for her? 165 00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:48,990 Yes. That is what I'm telling you. 166 00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:50,950 Detective cupp did things her own way, 167 00:12:51,150 --> 00:12:53,791 on her own time, and she was ready when she was ready. 168 00:12:53,991 --> 00:12:55,580 Ready. 169 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:58,120 I was on the third floor. 170 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,870 I can explain if you'll let me. 171 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:03,330 Nan Cox is a drinker, okay? 172 00:13:03,530 --> 00:13:06,670 That's the first thing you need to know, so just get that on out there. 173 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:10,460 Some people, you say, "that girl, she likes to drink." 174 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:13,760 Hell, some people probably say that about me, lol. 175 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,890 She's a drinker. 176 00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:16,050 Huge drinker. 177 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,840 Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug... 178 00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:23,390 But Ms. Cox, and I know, I know she is the president's mother-in-law 179 00:13:23,590 --> 00:13:28,220 I shouldn't say anything, but I'm saying she likes to drink. 180 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,310 Can I smoke in here? 181 00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:39,160 Ms. Cox calls down for vodka all the time, 182 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,540 and we are under strict instructions not to bring it up. All the butlers. 183 00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:45,500 That comes directly from Mr. Morgan. But, see, let me explain this to you: 184 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:49,050 Ms. Cox don't give a fuck. She will badger you about it. 185 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,466 She'll lie. She'll threaten you. She's nasty. 186 00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:53,090 I'm just going to say it. Nasty. 187 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,260 But hell, I like her. Shit. 188 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,050 I love all these things about her. 189 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,800 Her son is annoying as shit. 190 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,770 Elliott Morgan, the first gentleman? 191 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:04,810 Yes, sir. But she is tough and nasty and she wants her drink and I understand. 192 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:08,110 So we're caught. Either you take your licks from a.B. And Mr. Morgan 193 00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:10,860 or get disemboweled by Ms. Cox. 194 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:12,310 No contest. 195 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:24,450 So she wanted her drink, I brought her her drink. End of story. 196 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,670 Why was I in the game room? 197 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,460 That's what you want to know, right? 198 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:41,960 Right. 199 00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:46,510 The reason I was in the game room... 200 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:48,680 Is because. 201 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,310 I took a shot of the vodka before I delivered the bottle to Ms. Cox. 202 00:14:58,730 --> 00:14:59,810 Two shots. 203 00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:03,330 Fuck! Three shots. 204 00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:06,960 But I considered it a gratuity, and I needed it. Sorry, not sorry. 205 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:07,881 Needed it, why? 206 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,630 Listen, you've had a job in your life, right? 207 00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:11,840 Like, before doing this. 208 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:12,841 This is a job. 209 00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:14,670 - Is it? - I'm not volunteering right now. 210 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:19,680 Yeah, well, anyway, there is a feeling you sometimes get when you have a job. 211 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,550 Sometimes, not all the time. 212 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,680 When you feel like you're a part of something 213 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,560 to the point where it doesn't feel like a job anymore, okay? 214 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,730 It's weird, but you're just, like, into it. 215 00:15:28,930 --> 00:15:31,400 You feel like they need you, and you need them, 216 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,026 and it's an amazing feeling. 217 00:15:33,226 --> 00:15:36,320 But then, just like that, something happens that cuts you down 218 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,860 and you're like, "fuck! That's all that was? A fucking job?" 219 00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:41,490 - This happened tonight? - Tonight was not great, Ms. Cupp. 220 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,320 I'm gonna be honest, not great. 221 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,410 You want to know what happened? 222 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:52,740 Okay. 223 00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:55,160 I'll tell you what happened. 224 00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,090 Here's what happened: 225 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:02,300 I was working the dining room, and I was having a great time. 226 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,850 I was into it. 227 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:07,100 This is what it's all about, okay? 228 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,640 This is why we work here. This is why I work here. 229 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,560 Friends, join me in raising a glass to the greatest Butler 230 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,270 in the history of the white house, Sheila Cannon. 231 00:16:15,470 --> 00:16:18,650 This is the show, the big dance. 232 00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:21,990 And I just can't tell you, I was having the time of my life, Ms. Cupp. 233 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,950 I was into it. I was so happy. 234 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:28,830 And then, all of a sudden, rollie fun killer comes up to me and says 235 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,790 we don't need you out on the floor anymore. 236 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,290 - What? - Come back and help in the backroom. 237 00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:37,300 And I'm just totally confused, okay? 238 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,010 Like, I have no idea why he says this. 239 00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:42,640 Zero. None. Like, are we overstaffed? 240 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,680 Or am I making the other butlers look bad because of my excellence? 241 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,220 Or... I don't know, 242 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:49,710 but good fucking sport that I am, I go back. 243 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,190 I don't ask any questions. 244 00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:56,650 I just go back and help because this is a job, 245 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,230 and I'm gonna do my job. 246 00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:02,700 And so, when nan Cox calls down... like she did... I help her, too. 247 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,200 I'm helping out, baby, 248 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,910 and if I'm swinging a couple drinks back, then that's just the price of ambition. 249 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:11,290 Am I right? You gonna try and knock me down? 250 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:16,040 Then I'm gonna take a few sips and pull myself right the fuck back up. 251 00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:18,170 And then everyone's happy. 252 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,170 And that is what happened. 253 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,480 - Not even close. - Not even close to being close. 254 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:35,310 If close is over here and close to being close is over here. 255 00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:37,020 I got it. 256 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:40,030 Now, it is true I told her we didn't want her on the floor anymore. 257 00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:42,121 Why didn't you want her working on the floor anymore? 258 00:17:42,321 --> 00:17:43,860 We wanted her working on the floor. 259 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:47,030 - The problem was she wasn't working. - What was she doing? 260 00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:49,540 - I don't know. - No, seriously, what is she doing? 261 00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:51,450 Seriously. I don't know. 262 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,210 What is she doing? 263 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:56,000 Okay, that? That? 264 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,340 Okay, I should have explained that. 265 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:01,710 That was because Ms. Abkin asked me to sit there. 266 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,120 Former first lady Kim abkin? 267 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,010 - Yes. - Partly true. 268 00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:08,890 You have to back up here. 269 00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:13,480 If you want to understand this, you have to go back to the seating chart. 270 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:16,606 - To the seating chart? - Which was messed up from the start. 271 00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:20,690 Not even just the seating chart. Everything to do with the seating. 272 00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:22,030 Everything. 273 00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:25,116 The state dining room holds 140 people, more or less. 274 00:18:25,316 --> 00:18:27,200 Elliott Morgan made it clear from the beginning 275 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,791 that he wanted to have the state dinner inside. 276 00:18:29,991 --> 00:18:31,820 No tents on the south lawn. 277 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,920 No tents. 278 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,630 It's the only thing I think I've ever seen him actually care about. 279 00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:41,420 - No tents. - I was fine with that. I preferred inside. 280 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,170 Lilly wanted to be outside with a tent. 281 00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:45,220 But the morgans kept changing the guest list. 282 00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:48,760 It wasn't the morgans. It was her. Lilly. 283 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,760 I would get a new list every day. 284 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,810 She'd give us a new list every day. 285 00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:56,230 Sometimes 180 people. Sometimes 250. Sometimes 400. 286 00:18:56,430 --> 00:19:00,031 They were very indecisive. Elliott couldn't make up his mind. 287 00:19:00,231 --> 00:19:02,150 She couldn't make up her mind. 288 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:06,150 What this meant was, we didn't know if we were going to be in only the dining room, 289 00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:07,320 or maybe the east room, 290 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,410 or maybe we'd use the red room for overflow, 291 00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:11,751 or maybe we'd even have to go outside in a tent. 292 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,040 No... tents. 293 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,410 This went on and on and on for months. 294 00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,420 This was going on a week before the state dinner. 295 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:22,880 And the problem is, this is not just about moving tables around. 296 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,630 This involves the whole house. 297 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,010 You need to know exactly where you're going to be. 298 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:29,220 You need to know exactly how many staff to have. 299 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:30,840 You have to practice everything. 300 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:56,040 We finally settled on 221 guests. 301 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,250 And we would have it in the state dining room and the red room. 302 00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:03,130 It was crazy. But we had it. We had it. 303 00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:06,420 We had a number. We had a location. We were prepared. 304 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,170 - And then... - What? 305 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:11,750 Fuck! 306 00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:15,380 - What? - Not what. Who. 307 00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:28,400 He turned everything upside down. 308 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,320 We should be outside in a tent. 309 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,610 No tents. 310 00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:33,740 - What about the grand foyer? - What about it? 311 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:34,870 We could eat in there. 312 00:20:35,070 --> 00:20:36,620 I kind of love that idea. 313 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,120 - No. What? - We don't eat in the grand foyer. 314 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,290 Here we go again. "We can't. We won't." 315 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,420 "We didn't do that when I started working here 150 years ago." 316 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,210 You have to change your mindset. 317 00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:47,211 So important. 318 00:20:47,411 --> 00:20:50,800 The first time I wrote a number-one New York times best-selling memoir, 319 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,340 people said, "there's no way he can do it again." 320 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:55,460 And I started to believe them. 321 00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:58,600 But then my ghostwriter said she could pump out more books, no problem. 322 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,930 I've now written 14 memoirs. 323 00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:05,190 My latest, "authentic," is being launched into space. 324 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,020 - Why? - I don't know. 325 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:08,781 But it's cool. 326 00:21:08,981 --> 00:21:13,360 Just like eating in the grand foyer around a fountain is cool. 327 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,321 A fountain? 328 00:21:14,521 --> 00:21:17,530 Where's the money gonna come from? You don't have the budget for any of this. 329 00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:20,620 Where does the money ever come from, a.B.? It comes from another pile of money. 330 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:21,750 That's how money works. 331 00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:24,540 This is not uncommon. Social secretaries and their people 332 00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:28,340 come in with every new administration, and they want to do things their own way. 333 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:32,380 And we've always done things our own way. In the house. 334 00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:33,840 It's a structural conflict. 335 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,260 Us versus them. 336 00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:39,350 This was just more... extreme. 337 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:41,560 - You know what I'm saying? - I do, but we need the table. 338 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:45,150 - You have an a and a b plan? - What the fuck is going on? 339 00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:48,110 Seriously, how many people are coming to the dinner? 340 00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:49,530 Okay, everyone, listen. 341 00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:51,440 Bring the table back. 342 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,020 Anyway, now, because of St. Pierre, the red room was out. 343 00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:57,030 He said red was "bad energy" 344 00:21:57,770 --> 00:22:00,830 red scare. Red bull. Red rum. 345 00:22:01,030 --> 00:22:04,500 Rednecks. Red wedding. Red lobster... 346 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,586 The entire dinner would now be inside the state dining room, 347 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:11,170 which meant they had to cut 75 people from the guest list. 348 00:22:11,370 --> 00:22:14,260 But the even bigger problem was the seating chart. 349 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:18,390 Lilly had spent so much time worrying about where this was gonna happen, 350 00:22:18,590 --> 00:22:22,340 she hadn't given any thought to who was gonna actually sit in which seat. 351 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,300 I had a seating chart. 352 00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:32,440 She had 15 seating charts! 353 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,780 And because St. Pierre couldn't be at the actual dinner, 354 00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:42,440 he was calling in changes right up to the point where people were being seated. 355 00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:49,880 No, no. Worse than that. 356 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:54,790 To the point that they were seated. And we were asked to move them. 357 00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:11,980 Hosting is dynamic. 358 00:23:12,180 --> 00:23:14,440 You respond to the energy of the room. 359 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:18,410 You see how people are interacting, relationships being formed. 360 00:23:18,610 --> 00:23:21,200 Listen, I appreciated the work that they were doing, 361 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,080 but these staff people, some of them are stuck in the 1960s. 362 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,790 Literally, anything you ask them to do, it's like, "we haven't done that before." 363 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:31,830 Well, okay! We're doing it now. 364 00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:33,950 I tried to be nice. 365 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,260 All of this shuffling around meant there were empty seats, 366 00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:39,840 and that was the problem. 367 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,770 No empty seats. 368 00:23:47,970 --> 00:23:50,270 There were empty seats, and they had to be filled. 369 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:53,140 One of them was next to former first lady abkin. 370 00:23:53,770 --> 00:23:56,940 Ms. Abkin asked if Sheila could sit down. 371 00:23:57,140 --> 00:24:02,820 I thought that it was more important that the former first lady of the United States 372 00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:06,610 have a good time than we have one extra Butler on the floor. 373 00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:09,000 - Extra? - Why Sheila? 374 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,250 Because she was my favorite. I know I shouldn't say that, 375 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:14,590 but I don't live here anymore, and I don't give a hoot. 376 00:24:14,790 --> 00:24:15,840 When are we going home? 377 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,340 - Depends on what else you say? - What if I said I killed him? 378 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,720 - That would move things along. - I didn't kill him. 379 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:21,800 Whatever you say. 380 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,140 Yeah. It's honestly very sad. I worked with the man for eight years. 381 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,310 I've worked with people who I've wanted to kill. 382 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:32,020 No, no. A.B. Wynter and I always got along. 383 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,310 They never got along. 384 00:24:33,510 --> 00:24:37,530 First of all, that's not really true. Everybody got along with Kim abkin. 385 00:24:37,730 --> 00:24:39,280 It was impossible not to. 386 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:43,410 A.b. Didn't have any issues with her. But Sheila was a problem. 387 00:24:43,610 --> 00:24:46,410 It's just how it is. The lincolns had Tom pendle. 388 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:50,790 The Kennedys had Preston Bruce. Actually, so did the eisenhowers. 389 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,750 When Wilson jerman's wife was sick... Wilson was a Butler here 390 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:56,460 lbj sent his personal doctors to treat her. 391 00:24:56,660 --> 00:25:00,840 Sheila Cannon was the abkins' favorite, and it wasn't even close. 392 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,340 Especially for Ms. Abkin. They were tight. 393 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:06,930 And that was hard for a.B. 'Cause Sheila wasn't his style. 394 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:11,560 She is loud, a jokester, a character, a big personality. 395 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,980 She was flying high when the abkins were here. 396 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:16,430 And she crashed when they left. 397 00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:23,480 - What does that mean? - It means that people get attached, okay? 398 00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:25,570 I mean, it's inevitable. 399 00:25:26,070 --> 00:25:26,910 I liked Mr. Bush. 400 00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:32,000 When the election returns came in in '92. Shit. I was depressed for a month. 401 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,710 All those people running around, playing all this fleet wood Mac 402 00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:38,090 "don't stop thinking about tomorrow." 403 00:25:38,290 --> 00:25:41,960 Well, I was thinking about tomorrow, and I thought it sucked. 404 00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:46,140 Sheila... Took this to a whole other level. 405 00:25:46,340 --> 00:25:47,430 She wouldn't let it go. 406 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:52,140 Constantly griping about the morgans and whining about missing the abkins. 407 00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:55,310 Ms. Abkin wears beautiful garments. Jacquard. 408 00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:57,730 But that Elliott? That Elliott is a mess. 409 00:25:57,930 --> 00:26:00,480 Just as tacky, I'm sure his clothes are coming from marshalls. 410 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,240 Beyoncé did not sing at their wedding, Nelson Mandela didn't give them that dog. 411 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,950 I've never seen anything like it. 412 00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:09,330 Always trying to impress somebody, talking about they speak all these languages. 413 00:26:09,530 --> 00:26:13,410 They know good and well they got Google translate right in their pocket. 414 00:26:16,870 --> 00:26:18,920 It wasn't just the fact that the abkins left 415 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,550 that created tension between Sheila and a.B. 416 00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:23,260 It was how they left. 417 00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:27,140 There were accusations that the abkins had taken certain property with them. 418 00:26:27,340 --> 00:26:30,140 - They did. - And speculation Sheila helped with that. 419 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,140 - She did. - It was never proven. 420 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:34,730 - It was. - There were hurt feelings all around. 421 00:26:34,930 --> 00:26:36,400 Especially mine. 422 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,610 Well, a.B. Felt it too. He found it highly distressing. 423 00:26:39,810 --> 00:26:44,156 Even worse, Sheila stayed in touch with Ms. Abkin even after they left. 424 00:26:44,356 --> 00:26:46,820 She would call her, and she would gossip with her 425 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:50,160 about everything happening in the house, which infuriated a.B. 426 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:55,120 So tonight, probably because Ms. Abkin was here, 427 00:26:55,820 --> 00:26:57,250 Sheila really let loose. 428 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,500 She felt protected. 429 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:01,210 There are three rules for working in the white house 430 00:27:01,410 --> 00:27:03,700 - different from the rules of hosting? - Yes. 431 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,010 Don't gawk at the guests. 432 00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:07,510 God. It's Hugh Jackman. 433 00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:10,180 It's Hugh Jackman. Does anybody else see him? 434 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:13,470 Don't talk to the guests unless necessary. 435 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,310 Rule number three: 436 00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:22,890 Don't hover. 437 00:27:29,310 --> 00:27:31,240 Come on! 438 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,490 Does that really seem like something I would do? 439 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,960 Whatever. I was having fun. 440 00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:45,710 Nobody likes to have fun anymore. 441 00:27:45,910 --> 00:27:49,840 I'm surprised the morgans would even invite Ms. Abkin, given the history. 442 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,840 They didn't really know the history. 443 00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:58,060 But they saw it tonight, and they weren't happy. 444 00:28:01,350 --> 00:28:03,270 Which means Mr. Wynter wasn't happy. 445 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,660 The fight was bad. Bad! 446 00:28:19,410 --> 00:28:22,080 A.b. Didn't like to fight. 447 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,790 And he definitely didn't like to fight in public. 448 00:28:24,990 --> 00:28:26,590 He'd always try to avoid that. 449 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:30,000 He'd bring you in. Close the door. Something. 450 00:28:30,790 --> 00:28:31,790 But Sheila? 451 00:28:32,670 --> 00:28:36,390 She wanted to have it out. Right there. And they did. 452 00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:39,020 Out on the floor, Sheila? Sitting at a table? 453 00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:41,270 - Yes! She asked me. - I don't care! 454 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,940 Maybe that's your problem! 455 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,900 She's the first lady! 456 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,030 She is not the first lady. 457 00:28:48,230 --> 00:28:51,570 She is the former first lady, and that's your problem, 458 00:28:51,770 --> 00:28:54,490 that you don't understand that we don't work for her. 459 00:28:54,690 --> 00:28:56,580 We don't work for the morgans! 460 00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:58,910 We work for this house, 461 00:28:59,110 --> 00:29:01,540 and we take care of this house 462 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:05,340 for the president and his family while they live here, 463 00:29:05,540 --> 00:29:10,550 and we should not be doing anything that brings this house into disrepute! 464 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,510 I don't know what that means! 465 00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:17,260 That means don't sit while you're working 466 00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:19,310 and get drunk with the guests. 467 00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:23,940 That means stop singing, stop dancing, and stop flirting with Hugh Jackman. 468 00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:26,690 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. 469 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,230 Excuse me? 470 00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:30,520 He was flirting with me. 471 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,520 And it's Hugh Jackman! 472 00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:37,110 You're off the floor. 473 00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:38,701 What? 474 00:29:38,901 --> 00:29:42,150 Do not go back on that floor again. 475 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,170 Well, I need to tell Ms. Abkin. 476 00:29:45,370 --> 00:29:46,500 You don't. 477 00:29:47,330 --> 00:29:48,500 That's rude! 478 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,590 You know what? Fuck you, a.B.! 479 00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:56,550 I am busting my ass here trying to keep this fun. 480 00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:58,080 That is not your job! 481 00:29:58,670 --> 00:30:01,770 It is not your job to "keep this fun." 482 00:30:01,970 --> 00:30:05,650 Your job is to serve dinner plates and refill water. 483 00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:07,730 You're not a fucking Jester. 484 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,190 This is not all about your traditions and protocols. 485 00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:16,410 This house is supposed to be alive. 486 00:30:16,610 --> 00:30:18,660 I'm just trying to give it a little life. 487 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:22,500 Other than that, what is it? It might as well be a museum. 488 00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:25,790 It is a museum, Sheila. 489 00:30:26,370 --> 00:30:28,910 Half the house is literally a museum. 490 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:32,510 Stay off the floor to the end of the night. 491 00:30:32,710 --> 00:30:35,920 And I want to see you in my office first thing in the morning. 492 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:40,790 How did you feel about that? 493 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:42,891 About what? 494 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:46,310 About him asking you to come in in the morning. Did that concern you? 495 00:30:46,510 --> 00:30:48,300 No, not really. 496 00:30:49,470 --> 00:30:51,070 I didn't even know what that meant. 497 00:30:51,270 --> 00:30:53,280 And honestly, I didn't read anything into it. 498 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,400 He's gonna fire me! 499 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,410 - Come on. - He is absolutely gonna fire me. 500 00:30:58,610 --> 00:31:01,830 He said come in in the morning and talk. He wants to talk. 501 00:31:02,030 --> 00:31:04,171 Do you know who the last person he said that to was? 502 00:31:04,371 --> 00:31:06,210 - No. - Conor prentice! 503 00:31:06,410 --> 00:31:09,040 - Who? - You know, the Butler. With the hair. 504 00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:14,460 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I liked that dude. What happened to him? 505 00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:16,840 He was fired! 506 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,840 - You weren't concerned at all? - No. 507 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,290 What did you think he wanted to talk about? 508 00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:25,140 You didn't think your job was on the line? You might be fired? 509 00:31:25,340 --> 00:31:26,760 Fired? No. 510 00:31:27,430 --> 00:31:30,730 Worst case, I guess I thought maybe he was going to sit down 511 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,980 and reset expectations. 512 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:35,610 He's gonna sit me down, and he's gonna fire me. 513 00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:37,320 - No. - Yes, he is. 514 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:41,070 You are not the only staff person who was sitting out there in the dining room. 515 00:31:41,270 --> 00:31:42,740 Of course I wasn't. 516 00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:44,330 What, really? I wasn't? Who else? 517 00:31:44,530 --> 00:31:46,410 Rosalind, for one. 518 00:31:46,610 --> 00:31:49,040 Rosalind chace? The curator? 519 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,080 See? She is right there. 520 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,660 I did her card. 521 00:31:55,410 --> 00:31:57,800 - Him too, I guess. - Who? 522 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,890 The guy looking up at the ceiling. I think he's a contract Butler. 523 00:32:01,090 --> 00:32:04,310 No. He is a guest. I wrote his card too. 524 00:32:04,510 --> 00:32:05,720 Wh. 525 00:32:07,930 --> 00:32:09,060 You doing okay? 526 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:11,150 It's been a tough night. 527 00:32:11,350 --> 00:32:13,360 Listen, this wasn't their first fight. 528 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,400 And it certainly wasn't the first time Sheila badmouthed Mr. Wynter. 529 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,650 Okay, maybe I'm forgetting one time, 530 00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:22,600 but I don't think I've ever said a bad word about the man. 531 00:32:26,950 --> 00:32:28,250 The undertaker. 532 00:32:28,450 --> 00:32:30,160 Cryptkeeper! 533 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:31,780 Fussbudget! 534 00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:33,631 Asshole! 535 00:32:33,831 --> 00:32:37,800 And I had heard her say some unseemly things before. 536 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,380 Corpse. 537 00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:41,830 But this was different. 538 00:32:44,090 --> 00:32:45,220 He's gonna fire me. 539 00:32:45,420 --> 00:32:47,220 I don't know, Cannon. 540 00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:48,930 A.b. Talks tough, 541 00:32:49,130 --> 00:32:51,420 but I can't think of anyone he's actually fired. 542 00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:53,720 Well, the guy with the hair. 543 00:32:55,430 --> 00:32:58,390 But I-I think you're gonna be okay. Really, I do. 544 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:03,610 I started working at a waffle house when I was 17. 545 00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:09,150 I did 50 hours a week for six years. 546 00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:13,490 And all I ever thought about was working here. 547 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,160 Did you know that? 548 00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:20,710 I had this dream about working here. 549 00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:26,210 Except, you know, it wasn't a dream. You know what I'm saying? I was awake. 550 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:29,010 That's what I wanted. 551 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,651 That's what I worked for. 552 00:33:31,851 --> 00:33:35,050 And I worked my butt off to make it happen. 553 00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:39,310 Waffle house to the white house. 554 00:33:41,690 --> 00:33:43,360 How many people can say that? 555 00:33:44,810 --> 00:33:46,310 I love this place. 556 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,740 I'm happy here. 557 00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:51,150 And I don't want to leave here. 558 00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:56,670 And I'm not gonna let it happen. I am not gonna let it happen. 559 00:33:56,870 --> 00:33:59,880 Okay, good. That's good. Fight for yourself. 560 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,010 Acknowledge you messed up, you made some mistakes, 561 00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:04,920 and vow to do better. 562 00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:06,590 Apologize. 563 00:34:07,090 --> 00:34:12,010 He won't fire you if he believes you and believes in you. 564 00:34:13,430 --> 00:34:14,930 No, that's not it. 565 00:34:15,890 --> 00:34:19,600 He won't fire me if he isn't here anymore. 566 00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:24,270 Hell yeah! 567 00:34:24,810 --> 00:34:25,810 Whoo! 568 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,320 Yeah, mate. 569 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,830 These look fucking awesome. 570 00:34:31,030 --> 00:34:32,910 Look, it's little boxing kangaroos. 571 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,320 Just grab a few of these. 572 00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:50,510 The fu... okay, we did fight. It was bad. 573 00:34:50,710 --> 00:34:52,720 I was taken off the floor because I wasn't working. 574 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,350 And I said some things I really, really regret. 575 00:34:55,550 --> 00:34:56,980 Fuck you, a.B.! 576 00:34:57,180 --> 00:35:01,031 I called him names. I don't think I ever called him cryptkeeper. 577 00:35:01,231 --> 00:35:02,150 Cryptkeeper! 578 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:03,940 I might have. 579 00:35:04,850 --> 00:35:06,400 I did think he was gonna fire me. 580 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,620 And so, for a minute, 581 00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:11,246 I started to think I might be able to get him fired. 582 00:35:11,446 --> 00:35:14,330 I don't know. I thought I would talk to Ms. Abkin or something. 583 00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:15,960 That's all I meant. Really. 584 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:21,040 But I said it. It's terrible. I admit that. All of it. All true. 585 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:26,090 But that doesn't change anything about what I told you, Ms. Cupp. 586 00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:28,430 About what happened up there on the third floor. 587 00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:31,600 Ms. Cox called down. I brought her the vodka. 588 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,680 I stopped in the game room, took a few shots. 589 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,130 You can see why now. 590 00:35:36,630 --> 00:35:39,130 And I gave her the vodka. 591 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:43,780 I get that the way I've acted tonight might be kind of suspicious, 592 00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:45,650 given what has happened. 593 00:35:46,230 --> 00:35:50,110 But what I just told you? That is the truth. 594 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,790 Except you didn't give her the vodka. 595 00:35:53,990 --> 00:35:56,250 Nan Cox told us she never received the vodka. 596 00:35:56,450 --> 00:35:59,000 I ordered vodka. It never came. 597 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,630 I didn't see any sign of it in her room. 598 00:36:00,830 --> 00:36:03,880 And Jasmine said she saw you carrying the bottle to Ms. Cox 599 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,080 after Mr. Wynter was already dead. 600 00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:09,550 Where are you going? 601 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:12,350 Upstairs. Ms. Cox. 602 00:36:12,550 --> 00:36:14,890 You're not going upstairs. There's been an incident. 603 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:16,850 An incident? 604 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:21,760 Yes. Put that away. And stay off the second and third floors. 605 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,110 Can I smoke in here? 606 00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:38,206 Are we really going to listen to more of this? She's lying. 607 00:36:38,406 --> 00:36:40,740 She's told us 15 different stories. 608 00:36:43,030 --> 00:36:45,040 "I was just on the third floor delivering vodka." 609 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:48,010 "That's it. End of story. Wait, sorry, no, not end of story." 610 00:36:48,210 --> 00:36:51,636 "I forgot, I was in the game room, too, you know, where they found the dead guy, 611 00:36:51,836 --> 00:36:52,800 because I needed a drink 612 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,050 because I was taken off the dining room floor 613 00:36:55,250 --> 00:36:58,140 and I have no idea why I was taken off the dining room floor, 614 00:36:58,340 --> 00:37:00,140 but I was really sad, and I needed to drink 615 00:37:00,340 --> 00:37:03,310 and, yeah, now I remember why I was taken off the dining room floor, 616 00:37:03,510 --> 00:37:07,070 "it was because I was sitting at a table getting drunk with the first lady." 617 00:37:07,270 --> 00:37:09,190 This sounds nothing like her. 618 00:37:09,770 --> 00:37:12,070 It's an impression. I'm inhabiting a character. 619 00:37:12,270 --> 00:37:15,120 Daniel day-Lewis didn't sound like Lincoln but it was still a great performance. 620 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,910 How do you know he didn't sound like Lincoln? 621 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:18,650 Do you know what Lincoln sounded like? 622 00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:26,000 "And, yeah, I got into a huge fight with my boss, 623 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,130 the one who was murdered, but I forgot to tell you that, 624 00:37:28,330 --> 00:37:31,260 but anyway it doesn't matter because I did not think I was going to be fired, 625 00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:32,181 except wait, 626 00:37:32,381 --> 00:37:34,806 I did think I was going to be fired from my dream job, 627 00:37:35,006 --> 00:37:36,050 which isn't my dream job, 628 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:38,640 but that doesn't matter either because I did deliver the vodka, 629 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,520 "except I didn't deliver the vodka!" 630 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,390 That was a tiny bit better. 631 00:37:43,590 --> 00:37:46,400 - Why are you sitting there sketching? - She was sketching again? 632 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:47,690 Yes. 633 00:37:47,890 --> 00:37:49,900 And she didn't care about anything you said? 634 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,900 No, but she didn't care about what anybody said. 635 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:55,310 And a lot of people were saying things at that point. 636 00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:59,240 Detective cupp. I heard you were interviewing Emily mackil earlier, 637 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,900 one of our park rangers here. 638 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:05,210 Just want to say that Emily, like everyone in the park service, 639 00:38:05,410 --> 00:38:07,500 is a... a dedicated and... 640 00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:09,670 - Is she... is she drawing? - Yes. 641 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,760 She's drawing? Drawing? Do you know what time it is? 642 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,300 There are clocks everywhere. She knows. 643 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,050 Wasn't asking you. Wouldn't ask you. 644 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:19,390 Okay. I get it. 645 00:38:19,590 --> 00:38:22,390 More shots at the park police from Mr. Big FBI man. 646 00:38:22,590 --> 00:38:25,980 Like you're better than us. Like we don't deserve to even be here. 647 00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:29,570 Well, I'll have you know that everyone else in this building 648 00:38:29,770 --> 00:38:32,030 has the deepest respect for the park police. 649 00:38:32,230 --> 00:38:34,320 What the fuck are you still doing here? 650 00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:38,541 Me? You talking to me? I don't think you want to do that again. 651 00:38:38,741 --> 00:38:39,660 She's lying. 652 00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:41,870 Are you accusing one of my rangers of lying? 653 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:45,040 My god. Please stop saying ranger. 654 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,740 I'm getting a lot of requests for food out there. 655 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:50,961 But just so you know, 656 00:38:51,161 --> 00:38:54,550 I have been specifically taking care of Kylie and Hugh. So they're good. 657 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:57,540 What? You're feeding the celebrities before everyone else? 658 00:38:58,250 --> 00:39:01,970 Well, it's like on an airplane, putting your mask on before helping others. 659 00:39:02,170 --> 00:39:03,560 Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. 660 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,890 Of course. Look, I haven't actually talked to them. 661 00:39:06,090 --> 00:39:08,150 I was just proposing we might wanna do that. 662 00:39:08,350 --> 00:39:09,730 He says he doesn't want anything rich. 663 00:39:09,930 --> 00:39:12,820 He asked if we had any kind of flaky white fish like a barramundi? 664 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:14,610 - Who? - Hugh Jackman. 665 00:39:15,230 --> 00:39:16,280 What is that tray? 666 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,320 For nan Cox. She just called down. 667 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,440 Surprise, surprise. Grandma wants another drinky drink. 668 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,680 Is Anne dodge here yet? 669 00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:51,430 No? 670 00:39:51,930 --> 00:39:54,930 Okay. Please let me know when she gets here. 671 00:39:57,850 --> 00:39:59,660 Who the fuck is Anne dodge? 672 00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:00,860 Relax. 673 00:40:05,190 --> 00:40:08,120 Detective cupp, I can explain if you'll let me. 674 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,210 I won't let you because you're gonna lie to me again 675 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:13,710 and then I'm gonna have to listen to his impression of you, which is terrible. 676 00:40:13,910 --> 00:40:15,630 - Really? - I wouldn't say "terrible", 677 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,750 so let me explain this to you. 678 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,170 You were on the third floor tonight. In fact, you were up there twice. 679 00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:25,390 The first time, you were so pissed about having to do this, 680 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:28,230 you came up with a decanter and a tray but you forgot the glass. 681 00:40:28,430 --> 00:40:31,150 How do I know this? You put the decanter on the pool table. 682 00:40:31,350 --> 00:40:34,526 That I know. I don't believe you'd have done that if you still had the tray. 683 00:40:34,726 --> 00:40:36,730 Which tells me you left the decanter and took the tray. 684 00:40:36,930 --> 00:40:40,360 If you took the tray, it means you needed the tray to bring something back. 685 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,950 Something you forgot. A glass. 686 00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:44,160 You went downstairs, got the glass, came back upstairs, 687 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,910 decided you needed a drink, deserved a drink, and so you drank. 688 00:40:47,110 --> 00:40:49,910 Not one shot, not two shots, not three shots. The whole bottle. 689 00:40:50,110 --> 00:40:51,290 You drank the whole bottle. 690 00:40:51,490 --> 00:40:54,590 Now you had no vodka and no glass. How do I know this? 691 00:40:54,790 --> 00:40:57,340 Well, a few minutes later, Jasmine stopped you in the elevator 692 00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:59,880 as you tried to bring up a decanter of vodka to Ms. Cox. 693 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,130 And we know you never made it. 694 00:41:01,330 --> 00:41:06,710 And we know there was a used glass on the sill. And that is what happened. 695 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,970 At least that is your story. Did I miss anything? 696 00:41:12,140 --> 00:41:13,060 No. 697 00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:15,860 I'm now going to ask you a series of questions, Sheila. 698 00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:19,530 And now that you know what I can do and what I will do if you lie to me again, 699 00:41:19,730 --> 00:41:22,190 I'd appreciate your honest answers. 700 00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:24,570 Yes, ma'am. 701 00:41:24,770 --> 00:41:27,060 When you were smoking under the tree tonight 702 00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:30,580 it's a cedar of Lebanon, if you're interested 703 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:33,280 did you see anyone out there? 704 00:41:35,450 --> 00:41:36,380 - Yes. - Who? 705 00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:39,340 There were a couple people that came through this door here. 706 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:40,580 They were... 707 00:41:41,790 --> 00:41:44,040 You want me to tell you what I saw specifically? 708 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:47,460 No. Anyone else? 709 00:41:48,670 --> 00:41:51,840 Someone came down this way along the path and went in there. 710 00:41:54,140 --> 00:41:55,106 Did you see who it was? 711 00:41:55,306 --> 00:41:57,940 - No. - Did anybody see you on the third floor? 712 00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:00,030 No. But I saw them. 713 00:42:00,230 --> 00:42:01,031 Who? 714 00:42:01,231 --> 00:42:03,661 - I don't think they saw me. I saw them. - You saw who? 715 00:42:03,861 --> 00:42:05,810 I don't know. I was drunk. 716 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,130 Was it a man or a woman? 717 00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:21,840 Really drunk. I'm drunk right now. 718 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,670 - Where? - Where am I drunk? 719 00:42:23,870 --> 00:42:26,970 I feel it everywhere... Where was the person? 720 00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:28,800 - At the end of the hall. - What time? 721 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,890 9:48. It's a lot of clocks in the white house. 722 00:42:32,090 --> 00:42:35,350 I have one final, very simple, very specific, 723 00:42:35,550 --> 00:42:36,900 and very important question, 724 00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:40,026 the answer to which I hope you consider very carefully, 725 00:42:40,226 --> 00:42:42,760 as it may impact the rest of your life. 726 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,640 Okay. 727 00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:48,190 Did you kill a.B. Wynter? 728 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,690 Detective cupp? 729 00:42:54,660 --> 00:42:56,000 Is this a bad time? 730 00:42:57,030 --> 00:42:58,380 Anne dodge is here. 731 00:42:58,580 --> 00:43:00,500 - 9:30? - I think that's close. 732 00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:02,420 So he'd been dead a half-hour when they found him? 733 00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:04,630 - Yes. - Are you sure about this? 734 00:43:04,830 --> 00:43:06,340 Absolutely not. 735 00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:09,010 - What else? - I mean, look, this is preliminary 736 00:43:09,210 --> 00:43:09,931 of course. 737 00:43:10,131 --> 00:43:11,970 Okay, don't say "of course," cordelia, 738 00:43:12,170 --> 00:43:13,680 because the next thing I know, 739 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,140 I am sitting in front of some fucking congressional committee 740 00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:19,650 trying to defend what I am telling you right now, very clearly, 741 00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:23,900 is a very preliminary, very informal estimate. 742 00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:27,110 And I don't want to be in front of a congressional committee. 743 00:43:27,310 --> 00:43:31,160 What else did you tell detective cupp about the state of Mr. Wynter's body? 744 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,790 I told her the toxicology was still inconclusive, 745 00:43:34,990 --> 00:43:38,920 but there were signs of non-fatal poisoning. 746 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,040 Anything else? 747 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:45,590 I gave her my very preliminary conclusion about Mr. Wynter's cause of death. 748 00:43:45,790 --> 00:43:46,840 Which was? 749 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,010 Blunt force trauma to the back of his head. 750 00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:50,140 What about his wrists? 751 00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:53,760 I believe his wrists were cut after he was already dead. 752 00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:03,230 - Those were your preliminary findings? - Yes. 753 00:44:03,430 --> 00:44:06,990 Did your final conclusions differ from these preliminary findings? 754 00:44:07,190 --> 00:44:09,780 - I didn't have any "final conclusions." - Why not? 755 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:12,230 Because I never had access to the body again. 756 00:44:15,780 --> 00:44:18,000 If Sheila was telling the truth about what time she was up here 757 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,126 and if Anne dodge is right about time of death, 758 00:44:20,326 --> 00:44:22,330 and Anne dodge is always right about everything, 759 00:44:22,530 --> 00:44:26,160 then wynter wasn't killed in here because Sheila would have seen him. 760 00:44:28,580 --> 00:44:30,840 - You have no idea what I just said. - I heard the words. 761 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,680 Sheila told us she left here at 9:48 P.M. 762 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,470 By which point wynter had already been dead for 20 minutes. 763 00:44:35,670 --> 00:44:38,140 Which means she either missed the dead body in the room with her 764 00:44:38,340 --> 00:44:40,020 she was drunk, but is anyone ever that drunk? 765 00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:41,770 Or he was moved here after she left. 766 00:44:41,970 --> 00:44:44,650 Or Sheila Cannon is lying because she killed him. 767 00:44:44,850 --> 00:44:47,360 - You believe Sheila Cannon? - I don't. I said if I did. 768 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:48,860 - But you do believe her? - I do. 769 00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:49,861 Why? 770 00:44:50,061 --> 00:44:51,410 Because I think he was moved. 771 00:44:51,610 --> 00:44:54,620 The way his shoes were coming off, the way his pants were gathered at his waist. 772 00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:56,580 I have always thought that he was moved. 773 00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:58,956 You believe someone when they tell you what you wanna hear? 774 00:44:59,156 --> 00:45:00,320 Generally. Yes. 775 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,280 Moved from where? 776 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:08,960 Dragged. 777 00:45:10,790 --> 00:45:11,830 At least partway. 778 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,060 Isn't it possible that wynter was suicidal, 779 00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:18,100 brought the bottle of liquor and a glass upstairs 780 00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:20,480 where no one could see him, drank the bottle, 781 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,650 then cut his wrists, fell back, hit his head on the pool table, and died? 782 00:45:23,850 --> 00:45:26,320 That's consistent with everything Anne dodge just said, 783 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,280 but it also explains the suicide note, which you cannot explain. 784 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,610 So Sheila saw him and ignored him? 785 00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:35,660 You're assuming Sheila was ever up here, but what do we know about where she was? 786 00:45:35,860 --> 00:45:38,990 - Sheila admitted she was up here. - I was on the third floor. 787 00:45:39,190 --> 00:45:39,911 Okay. 788 00:45:40,111 --> 00:45:42,540 Why would Sheila say she was up here when she wasn't? 789 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,200 Maybe she was trying to hide something else. 790 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,550 - What about the bottle? - What? 791 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:49,926 The decanter. The bottle. 792 00:45:50,126 --> 00:45:52,090 In your scenario, wynter drinks himself into a stupor, 793 00:45:52,290 --> 00:45:54,180 slits his wrist, falls, and dies. So where's the bottle? 794 00:45:54,380 --> 00:45:55,800 - I don't know. Someone took it? - Who? 795 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:56,761 - I don't know. - Why? 796 00:45:56,961 --> 00:45:58,850 - I don't know. - You need the bottle. 797 00:45:59,050 --> 00:46:01,390 Maybe he took it downstairs and came back up? 798 00:46:01,590 --> 00:46:02,850 Possible. Weird, but possible. 799 00:46:03,050 --> 00:46:05,270 Also, Anne dodge said his wrists were slit after he died, 800 00:46:05,470 --> 00:46:07,230 which means what you said is not consistent 801 00:46:07,430 --> 00:46:09,140 with everything Anne dodge said. 802 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,650 Or... 803 00:46:16,570 --> 00:46:18,620 - Maybe he didn't kill himself. - I agree with that. 804 00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:20,330 - Is this a guest bedroom? - I have no idea. 805 00:46:20,530 --> 00:46:22,750 Remember the guy who admitted to being in the game room 806 00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:26,750 with his knife and the body and tried to burn his knife in the broken incinerator? 807 00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:28,420 The guy who makes pastries. I remember. 808 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:30,170 - I don't believe him. - I don't either. 809 00:46:30,370 --> 00:46:35,050 - Sheila said she wanted to kill wynter. - He won't fire me if he isn't here. 810 00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:36,260 Well, she was drunk. 811 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:39,180 Know how many times I've said I wanted to kill someone when I was drunk? 812 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:40,560 Four or five? 813 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,010 Zero. 814 00:46:43,010 --> 00:46:45,896 - Well, for me, it's like four or five. - Have you forgotten about marvella? 815 00:46:46,096 --> 00:46:47,900 - No. - She said she wanted to kill him too. 816 00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:50,770 I am going to kill you! 817 00:46:50,970 --> 00:46:53,280 That's in my book. I wrote that down. What is your point? 818 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,450 My point is there are a lot of compelling suspects here, 819 00:46:55,650 --> 00:46:56,740 including wynter himself. 820 00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:59,370 How compelling is it if they're all mutually exclusive? 821 00:46:59,570 --> 00:47:03,240 My point is maybe you're making this more complicated than it needs to be. 822 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:11,130 You just told me someone with no alibi falsely confessed to being up here 823 00:47:11,330 --> 00:47:14,590 in a room where a man was found dead, someone she had clear motive to kill, 824 00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:18,000 because maybe she was trying to cover up something else. 825 00:47:18,630 --> 00:47:21,810 That feels complicated. I think he was moved. 826 00:47:22,010 --> 00:47:23,810 - From where? - What is this room? 827 00:47:24,010 --> 00:47:25,800 I don't know! I don't work here! 828 00:47:33,230 --> 00:47:33,861 What? 829 00:47:34,061 --> 00:47:35,400 - This door was taped. - So. 830 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,360 - Someone was trying to leave it open. - So. 831 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,860 You know, less than a mile from here, 832 00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:41,030 a security guard found a taped door in a parking garage 833 00:47:41,230 --> 00:47:42,580 that broke open a very big case. 834 00:47:42,780 --> 00:47:43,660 What case? 835 00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:44,860 Watergate. 836 00:47:46,610 --> 00:47:47,250 So. 837 00:47:47,450 --> 00:47:50,200 So, sometimes little things lead to bigger things. 838 00:47:51,620 --> 00:47:53,250 - The room in the north east corner? - Yes. 839 00:47:53,450 --> 00:47:55,050 Looks like a bedroom, it's being renovated. 840 00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:56,590 - No. - That wasn't a question. 841 00:47:56,790 --> 00:47:58,130 No, the room isn't being renovated. 842 00:47:58,330 --> 00:48:01,470 I don't know how you define renovation, but there's stuff in it, so... 843 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:03,010 - It's fake. - The stuff is fake? 844 00:48:03,210 --> 00:48:04,810 - The renovation's fake. - What does that mean? 845 00:48:05,010 --> 00:48:07,350 The morgans didn't want anyone else staying overnight tonight, 846 00:48:07,550 --> 00:48:10,310 so they pretended there were renovations in the only empty guest room left. 847 00:48:10,510 --> 00:48:12,480 That way, they didn't have to say no to anyone. 848 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,820 - That's really weird. - Well, Jackie Kennedy did it once. 849 00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:16,990 - I think they got the idea from her. - Still weird. 850 00:48:17,190 --> 00:48:19,450 No, it's weird that if there are no actual renovations, 851 00:48:19,650 --> 00:48:21,240 why did I just smell paint up there? 852 00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:27,040 We definitely didn't do any work in here. 853 00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:30,040 And that... is definitely paint. 854 00:48:58,770 --> 00:49:00,100 Do you have a scraper? 855 00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:26,680 Detective cupp! There's someone who wants to talk to you. 856 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,350 You know, I'm gonna go ahead and say it: Your timing is consistently not great. 857 00:49:30,550 --> 00:49:32,480 - They said it's urgent. - Who said it's urgent? 858 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,980 - Someone calling from across the street. - Across the street? 859 00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:37,720 - Is that white house lingo? - No. 860 00:49:39,770 --> 00:49:41,020 It means across the street.